Frozen (2013)

The cold never bothered me, either.  That line will make more sense after you see Frozen.  Despite being a California native, I've often wondered if I was meant for colder climates.  Then again, spending much of my youth stocking a cooler for hours at a time might have thickened my hide a bit.

Before I get started, allow me to rant for a second.  Dear parents, if your kids cannot get through even a two minute trailer without screaming out loud several times (and not even necessarily at the images on the screen), perhaps you should wait a few more years before bringing them to the movies.  It's not fair or courteous to the people sitting around you.

Before Frozen began, we're treated to a clever, "meta" short film framed around a classic Mickey Mouse cartoon.  It develops slowly, but once its 'twist' is revealed it was a lot of fun to watch.  It's no Paperman, but still a good short.

In just the opening scene of Frozen I realized I was in for a much different movie than I thought.  Based on the trailer, I expected some corny movie about a snowman and a reindeer (it's interesting to note that neither character shows up until around the halfway point).  Instead, Frozen is a classic story about a princess and true love.  It's a familiar and somewhat cliched story.  You could call this a weakness, but the classic versus cliched debate is splitting hairs in this case.  Both written and directed by Chris Buck and Jennifer Lee, they've added some twists and updates that worked very well and kept it fresh.  Frozen also has very strong central themes that make this the kind of film that parents will actually encourage their kids to watch.

Frozen is about two sisters, Elsa and Anna, who've grown apart over the years, and have been isolated from the outside world.  There's much more to their relationship, but I don't want to spoil anything since I was so pleasantly surprised by how the story developed.  I want you to be able to enjoy it the way I did.  I'll give you this one little tease to go on though.  If your favorite character from the X-Men is Iceman, with maybe a little bit of Emma Frost thrown in, then you're going to be in for a treat.  During many scenes in Frozen my mind would wander thinking about why they haven't been able to accurately portray Iceman in an X-Men film yet.  Future X-Men films may want to use Frozen as a template, because they really nailed it.

While I'm not exactly the biggest fan of musicals, I really loved the songs in Frozen and it's one of the best aspects of the film  They were cute, clever and funny.  By the second song, I was already in love with Frozen.  Yes, you could say that Frozen managed to thaw my icy heart.  Elsa's (Idina Menzel) defining song "Let it Go" is a highlight of the film, and the animation was perfect for it.  I can still hear the song in my head.  I wouldn't be surprised to see Oscar nominations for Robert Lopez and Kristen Anderson-Lopez for their original songs.  I expect that many copies of the soundtrack will be purchased this holiday season.

The animation is fantastic and some of the designs and scenery will likely evoke thoughts of things like Lord of the Rings or even Game of Thrones.  The character's look was also very appealing.  Despite all the ice and snow, it's still very vivid and colorful.  I actually thought the 3D was very good as well, and it doesn't get in the way.  I still don't think you need to make huge effort to see it in 3D, but it's not a complete waste if that's all that's available to you.

Frozen also features great voice acting.  I couldn't place the voice for Anna for much of the film, and was surprised to see it was Kristen Bell.  I never really noticed her voice before, but was impressed with how warm and effortless it was, and it turns out she's a great singer, too.  The entire cast is excellent and I applaud the filmmakers for not going with a bunch of big name actors, but rather ones whose voices fit the parts better.  I was very impressed with Jonathan Groff and Santino Fontana, as Kristoff and Hans respectively.  Josh Gad is perfect as Olaf the snowman.  I was surprised to see Alan Tudyk's name in the credits, and he's proving to be quite the chameleon as a voice actor.  However, the prize goes to Idina Menzel as the hidden gem here.  He voice is absolutely amazing!

Frozen is a classic Disney musical that everyone can enjoy.  It features gorgeous animation, great songs and wonderful voice acting.  It's clever, funny, energetic, and has the kind of heart I normally would expect from a Pixar film.  Disney has really stepped up it's game with their animated films in the past few years.  This is my favorite animated film of 2013 and was an absolute joy to watch.

4.5 (out of 5) Death Stars

Closed Circuit (2013)

I was disappointed to find out that Closed Circuit is not the conclusion to the Short Circuit series.  I was really waiting on that.  Oh well...

A bomb goes off in a busy London market.  The police have their suspect and two lawyers, Martin Rose (Eric Bana) and Claudia Simmons-Howe (Rebecca Hall), are brought in to represent him.  Because this is a very high-profile case and there are many classified sources, two different hearings are being held to determine what evidence can be used.  Martin and Claudia are not to contact each other, and Claudia is overseen by an MI5 agent to make sure she handles all the information correctly.  Having no familiarity with British courtroom proceedings, this seemed overly elaborate and confusing.  If that's how it's done over there, then I guess I just have to go with it.

Martin and Claudia continue to investigate and realize they are being spied on.  Eventually, they learn the prime suspect may have actually been an MI5 agent, and the government is willing to do anything to cover this fact up.

As the story continues to escalate and it's clear their lives are in danger, Closed Circuit manages to have no urgency or tension.  Even as Martin and Claudia are being chased and people attempt to kill them, I never felt like they were in any real danger.  It's presented in a very dull and matter-of-fact way.  Director John Crowley might has well have been filming a documentary or something that got shown on the History Channel's off hours.

Another big issue with Closed Circuit is how dry it is.  When introduced to Martin and Claudia, we're explicitly told they had a romantic past.  This had to be told because there's absolutely no chemistry between them.  It's not just them though, everyone in the film felt like a robot: sexless, passionless, and humorless. Johnny 5 had more personality.  It's unfortunate because there were a ton of places where Steven Knight's screenplay could have been punched up to make this funny, or at least human.  I'm not saying it should have been a comedy, but you could have added humor and not lost any of the dramatic/thriller elements.  In fact, it would have made those elements have more impact because there'd be some personality to sink your teeth into, and make you care about what's going on.  Instead the focus is on all the details, and those details just aren't that interesting.

Closed Circuit is well acted though, and Rebecca Hall and Eric Bana give very workman-like performances.  Nobody stands out as weak, and everyone does their jobs, even if it felt like many were just going through the motions.  One standout was Jim Broadbent's performance.  That guy makes everything better, but he couldn't save this.

Finally, just as the film feels like it's picking up and we're getting some answers, it totally fizzles out.  I was left saying to myself, "What even happened?"  What was the film trying to say?  The government is watching you?  That they're willing to do anything to cover up something that will make them look bad?  Is that news to anyone, especially these days?

Closed Circuit is a well-acted thriller that unfortunately contains no real thrills, and is very dry and boring.  The lack of any kind of chemistry or personality makes it hard to care about anything that happens in the film.  I think I would have liked this film if it had actually been about robots.  This is a hard one to recommend, and can only advise you to save it for streaming or cable.

2 (out of 5) Death Stars