There's really not much I can say about this. How can you possibly hope to remake one of the all-time classic horror films and expect to surpass it any single way? To do anything that stands out? I don't even know why they tried.
I understand that a shot-by-shot remake would have been kind of lazy, but they changed things for no reason. Why did they bother with changing the character names? Did the story gain anything from it? Did the added family drama make the audience more invested in the story? I probably would have been more entertained if they had just copied the original. At least it would have had updated effects.
They didn't even have the one scene that scared me most as a kid: the infamous skin peeling scene. I did take a bathroom break at one point though, so it's possible I could have missed it if it was there. Please correct me if I'm wrong. I still found the original clow and tree scenes more terrifying in the original version.
My biggest disappointment was the waste of such a great cast. I could watch Sam Rockwell in anything, but he, along with Jared Harris and Rosemarie DeWitt, are totally wasted here. The cast is the only real draw here. It's unfortunate.
The only way I can recommend this is to rent it, along with the original, and do a back to back watch and comparison of them. Otherwise, just rent the original again and forget this remake exists.
1.5 (out of 5) Death Stars
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Thursday, August 16, 2012
The Odd Life of Timothy Green (2012) - Movie Review
It's nice when the title of a movie doesn't mislead you. The Odd Life of Timothy Greenis an odd movie. Young Uncle Owen from the Star Wars prequels and Sydney from Alias...wait a second, I'm already getting off track. I'm starting over...
Jim (Joel Edgerton) and Cindy (Jennifer Garner) are a young couple living in a small town that is "The Pencil Capital of the World." Jim works for the local pencil factory and Cindy works for the town's pencil museum. As the entire town revolves around pencils, you know these guys see a lot of excitement and know how to party. So, Jim and Cindy have been trying unsuccessfully for some time to have a kid. However, the movie begins with them getting the bad news that it's just not going to happen. Rather than adopt, they basically decide to get over it, but before doing that, they write down their wish list of what their child could have been. They take these notes and bury it in a box in their garden, like you'd do with a dead hamster. Can you imagine the outcome if they had flushed it down the toilet like a goldfish?
So magic happens, and they wake to find that a child, Timothy (CJ Adams), is now in their lives. The magic is never explained, and movie just basically asks you to 'shut up and go with it.' Not only did they never bother explaining the magic, they didn't even bother explaining to anyone how they have a kid now. "We adopted him, or something. Why are you asking so many questions? Are you a cop?"
Anyway, the magic, garden boy's obvious physical quirk is that he has leaves growing out of his ankles. It's clear that Timothy knows something about the significance of these leaves, but leaves (haha...get it) everyone in the dark about it. From the first meeting, he addresses Jim and Cindy as mom and dad, and there doesn't seem to be any confusion on his part about his role or where he came from. To protect him, he now has the tortured existence of having to wear socks everywhere. However, they take comfort in the fact that he will always have a built in Halloween costume as Poison Ivy and will fit right in at toga parties when he reaches college. Okay, maybe I made that part up.
One of the attributes they wished for him was to be honest to a fault, so he aways seems to know the right thing to say, giving him that 'wise beyond his years' trope. As the same time, his knowledge seems to be completely limited to what they wrote on the cards, as he's extremely naive and lacks basic knowledge at times. When needed, the script will have capable of something he showed no aptitude for previously. As with all magical children, he's here to solve everyone's problems, too. Throughout the film I got more of a vibe that he was an alien, rather than a magic child. There's a part that will give you a real Superman vibe.
Everything felt so forced. Jim has this strained relationship with his father, Jodie Foster's dad from Contact (David Morse). Jim goes on and on about how he wasn't a good dad, but the extent of his terrible parenting seemed to be that he never hung around for all of Jim's soccer games. I can't say I entirely blame him, as I tend to find soccer boring and zone out, but it felt like Jim needed get over it. He even admitted that he wasn't very good at soccer. It just felt thrown in to add drama and really wasn't necessary at all to demonstrate any motivation about Jim's need to be a good parent. I was able to buy a little easier into the relationship between Cindy and her sister (Rosmarie DeWitt) because it seemed more of a natural sibling rivalry of two people with different values.
It's not an issue with the performances. I thought everyone was doing a good job and the leads had their charm. I think Joel Edgerton might have been trying a little too hard, but that would have also been due to Peter Hedges direction. The screenplay from Hedges, with story by Ahmet Zappa, is fairly predictable and is too cliched. It really takes no chances at all. There's musical number that got a good laugh from the crowd, but I thought was so cheesy I could barely watch it. I'm a little surprised at this as Hedges has written or directed some much better films (Pieces of April, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, About a Boy).
Dianne Wiest plays the nasty boss of Cindy and I felt like her character was your typical mean old lady role. I did like Ron Livingston as the pencil factory owner. He plays a jerk boss, but I felt like he tried to milk some humor out of his part. In another movie, it would have been more effective. Again, I'm not blaming any of the actors; their characters were all underwitten.
Timothy forms a relationship with Joni (Odeya Rush), and I think this the part of the movie I enjoyed the most. I think if whole movie would have focused more on their friendship, like maybe a less quirky version of Moonrise Kingdom, it would have been a stronger film overall. I think both kids had nice performances, and I think Odeya Rush is one to watch for in the future.
The ending was very abrupt and it sapped most of what emotion it should have had out of it. I felt nothing from it, and was left wondering what the point was. I don't mind a family drama, they can even be moving, but when the movie's ideas are so underdeveloped it's hard to get into it. It's a shame because I liked the cast and it felt like were trying hard, but again, they weren't given much to do.
The Odd Life of Timothy Green is one of these sweet and harmless family dramas, but it's also very sappy and contrived. Maybe I'm being too hard on a family film that's basically a kid's fairy tale, but it's just too simple and predictable. There are too many missed opportunities to do better things with the characters or flesh them out in a more satisfying way. This is suitable for everyone though, and is something you can watch with your kids without hating it. I didn't hate the movie, but it just didn't work for me. I did like the performances, but there wasn't enough to the story to really recommend. It's a rental, and probably one your kids will watch over and over.
Jim (Joel Edgerton) and Cindy (Jennifer Garner) are a young couple living in a small town that is "The Pencil Capital of the World." Jim works for the local pencil factory and Cindy works for the town's pencil museum. As the entire town revolves around pencils, you know these guys see a lot of excitement and know how to party. So, Jim and Cindy have been trying unsuccessfully for some time to have a kid. However, the movie begins with them getting the bad news that it's just not going to happen. Rather than adopt, they basically decide to get over it, but before doing that, they write down their wish list of what their child could have been. They take these notes and bury it in a box in their garden, like you'd do with a dead hamster. Can you imagine the outcome if they had flushed it down the toilet like a goldfish?
So magic happens, and they wake to find that a child, Timothy (CJ Adams), is now in their lives. The magic is never explained, and movie just basically asks you to 'shut up and go with it.' Not only did they never bother explaining the magic, they didn't even bother explaining to anyone how they have a kid now. "We adopted him, or something. Why are you asking so many questions? Are you a cop?"
Anyway, the magic, garden boy's obvious physical quirk is that he has leaves growing out of his ankles. It's clear that Timothy knows something about the significance of these leaves, but leaves (haha...get it) everyone in the dark about it. From the first meeting, he addresses Jim and Cindy as mom and dad, and there doesn't seem to be any confusion on his part about his role or where he came from. To protect him, he now has the tortured existence of having to wear socks everywhere. However, they take comfort in the fact that he will always have a built in Halloween costume as Poison Ivy and will fit right in at toga parties when he reaches college. Okay, maybe I made that part up.
One of the attributes they wished for him was to be honest to a fault, so he aways seems to know the right thing to say, giving him that 'wise beyond his years' trope. As the same time, his knowledge seems to be completely limited to what they wrote on the cards, as he's extremely naive and lacks basic knowledge at times. When needed, the script will have capable of something he showed no aptitude for previously. As with all magical children, he's here to solve everyone's problems, too. Throughout the film I got more of a vibe that he was an alien, rather than a magic child. There's a part that will give you a real Superman vibe.
Everything felt so forced. Jim has this strained relationship with his father, Jodie Foster's dad from Contact (David Morse). Jim goes on and on about how he wasn't a good dad, but the extent of his terrible parenting seemed to be that he never hung around for all of Jim's soccer games. I can't say I entirely blame him, as I tend to find soccer boring and zone out, but it felt like Jim needed get over it. He even admitted that he wasn't very good at soccer. It just felt thrown in to add drama and really wasn't necessary at all to demonstrate any motivation about Jim's need to be a good parent. I was able to buy a little easier into the relationship between Cindy and her sister (Rosmarie DeWitt) because it seemed more of a natural sibling rivalry of two people with different values.
It's not an issue with the performances. I thought everyone was doing a good job and the leads had their charm. I think Joel Edgerton might have been trying a little too hard, but that would have also been due to Peter Hedges direction. The screenplay from Hedges, with story by Ahmet Zappa, is fairly predictable and is too cliched. It really takes no chances at all. There's musical number that got a good laugh from the crowd, but I thought was so cheesy I could barely watch it. I'm a little surprised at this as Hedges has written or directed some much better films (Pieces of April, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, About a Boy).
Dianne Wiest plays the nasty boss of Cindy and I felt like her character was your typical mean old lady role. I did like Ron Livingston as the pencil factory owner. He plays a jerk boss, but I felt like he tried to milk some humor out of his part. In another movie, it would have been more effective. Again, I'm not blaming any of the actors; their characters were all underwitten.
Timothy forms a relationship with Joni (Odeya Rush), and I think this the part of the movie I enjoyed the most. I think if whole movie would have focused more on their friendship, like maybe a less quirky version of Moonrise Kingdom, it would have been a stronger film overall. I think both kids had nice performances, and I think Odeya Rush is one to watch for in the future.
The ending was very abrupt and it sapped most of what emotion it should have had out of it. I felt nothing from it, and was left wondering what the point was. I don't mind a family drama, they can even be moving, but when the movie's ideas are so underdeveloped it's hard to get into it. It's a shame because I liked the cast and it felt like were trying hard, but again, they weren't given much to do.
The Odd Life of Timothy Green is one of these sweet and harmless family dramas, but it's also very sappy and contrived. Maybe I'm being too hard on a family film that's basically a kid's fairy tale, but it's just too simple and predictable. There are too many missed opportunities to do better things with the characters or flesh them out in a more satisfying way. This is suitable for everyone though, and is something you can watch with your kids without hating it. I didn't hate the movie, but it just didn't work for me. I did like the performances, but there wasn't enough to the story to really recommend. It's a rental, and probably one your kids will watch over and over.
2.5 (out of 5) Death Stars
Tuesday, July 31, 2012
The Watch (2012) - Movie Review
By now I'm sure you've heard about how the title for The Watch was changed from Neighborhood Watch after the Trevon Martin thing. However, you'll realize in the opening moments that this has nothing to do with that situation - AT ALL! Even if you haven't seen the trailers, it will be clear that this is an alien invasion movie. Also, it's not like they stopped calling it the 'neighborhood watch' during the movie. Were they going to go back and reshoot every scene where that was said? Change what their jackets said, too? I think it was an overreaction.
So, yeah, The Watch is about an alien invasion. Ben Stiller stars as Evan, the manager of his local, suburban Costco. Speaking of Costco, I wonder how much money they paid or got paid to be such a large part of the movie. Half the movie takes place in or around a friggin' Costco. The Watch has some of the most obvious product placement I've ever seen in a film.
Anyway, after the nightwatchman of Evan's Costco is brutally killed, he decides to form a Neighborhood Watch to protect the neighborhood and find the killer. His enthusiasm isn't shared by most of the town and the local police, and he's only joined by Bob (Vince Vaughn), Franklin (Jonah Hill) and Jamarcus (Richard Ayoade). The other guys don't take the watch as seriously as Evan though, and are more interested in a group of guys to pal around with. As they investigate they find a strange device and eventually encounter an alien. That's pretty much all there is to it.
The whole movie kind of hinges on how much you like the cast. I thought they all played off each other very well. I know Ben Stiller isn't everyone's cup of tea these days, but if you're annoyed by the types of roles he usually plays, you might like him here. He's pretty much the straight man to the rest of the cast. Vince Vaughn and Jonah Hill are pretty much on point and it felt like they got opportunities to improvise. I really enjoyed Richard Ayoade, but I'm not familiar with The IT Crowd, so he was a newcomer for me. I understand from fans of the show that they were disappointed he didn't get a chance to show what he can do, but I though he held his own against the rest of the cast and is someone you can expect to see in many more comedies. Will Forte was funny as well. Was Danny McBride not available?
Throughout the movie, I got a real 80's vibe from it. Not that it was set in the 80's, but to me it had a similar feel to other sci-fi comedies from that era. The humor in the movie for the most part is silly and raunchy. It might be a little too vulgar for vulgarities sake, but it didn't really bug me. The Watch was directed by The Lonely Island member and SNL writer Akiva Schaffer, who also directed Hot Rod, which is a favorite of mine. I think his direction might be why I got the 80's vibe that I did.
Originally written by Jared Stern, but then Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg were brought in to re-write and punch up the script. The movie's crude humor may remind you of some of their other movies like Superbad or Pineapple Express. If that kind of humor isn't appealing to you, then this won't be for you either.
Maybe with all the negative reviews I had my expectations lowered heavily, or maybe I was just in a good mood, but I enjoyed The Watch. To hear some critics talk about this movie, you would think Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn came over to their house, drank all their beer and kicked their dog. Sure, it's a dumb movie, but I had fun with it. I laughed a bunch and enjoyed the cast. I haven't said this in a while, but here's a good example of a movie better enjoyed if you rent it with a few friends and get a few six packs.
3 (out of 5) Death Stars
So, yeah, The Watch is about an alien invasion. Ben Stiller stars as Evan, the manager of his local, suburban Costco. Speaking of Costco, I wonder how much money they paid or got paid to be such a large part of the movie. Half the movie takes place in or around a friggin' Costco. The Watch has some of the most obvious product placement I've ever seen in a film.
Anyway, after the nightwatchman of Evan's Costco is brutally killed, he decides to form a Neighborhood Watch to protect the neighborhood and find the killer. His enthusiasm isn't shared by most of the town and the local police, and he's only joined by Bob (Vince Vaughn), Franklin (Jonah Hill) and Jamarcus (Richard Ayoade). The other guys don't take the watch as seriously as Evan though, and are more interested in a group of guys to pal around with. As they investigate they find a strange device and eventually encounter an alien. That's pretty much all there is to it.
The whole movie kind of hinges on how much you like the cast. I thought they all played off each other very well. I know Ben Stiller isn't everyone's cup of tea these days, but if you're annoyed by the types of roles he usually plays, you might like him here. He's pretty much the straight man to the rest of the cast. Vince Vaughn and Jonah Hill are pretty much on point and it felt like they got opportunities to improvise. I really enjoyed Richard Ayoade, but I'm not familiar with The IT Crowd, so he was a newcomer for me. I understand from fans of the show that they were disappointed he didn't get a chance to show what he can do, but I though he held his own against the rest of the cast and is someone you can expect to see in many more comedies. Will Forte was funny as well. Was Danny McBride not available?
Throughout the movie, I got a real 80's vibe from it. Not that it was set in the 80's, but to me it had a similar feel to other sci-fi comedies from that era. The humor in the movie for the most part is silly and raunchy. It might be a little too vulgar for vulgarities sake, but it didn't really bug me. The Watch was directed by The Lonely Island member and SNL writer Akiva Schaffer, who also directed Hot Rod, which is a favorite of mine. I think his direction might be why I got the 80's vibe that I did.
Originally written by Jared Stern, but then Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg were brought in to re-write and punch up the script. The movie's crude humor may remind you of some of their other movies like Superbad or Pineapple Express. If that kind of humor isn't appealing to you, then this won't be for you either.
Maybe with all the negative reviews I had my expectations lowered heavily, or maybe I was just in a good mood, but I enjoyed The Watch. To hear some critics talk about this movie, you would think Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn came over to their house, drank all their beer and kicked their dog. Sure, it's a dumb movie, but I had fun with it. I laughed a bunch and enjoyed the cast. I haven't said this in a while, but here's a good example of a movie better enjoyed if you rent it with a few friends and get a few six packs.
3 (out of 5) Death Stars
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